Gamzee

WHAT THE ACUTAL HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE GLITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKERS THINK THEY CAN FUCKEN BAN WHO EVERY THEY WANT AKA HONK FRIEND., the clown guy Title Bard of Rage Age introduction: 6 Alternian solar sweeps/ 13 Earth years credits: 9(.69) Alternian solar sweeps/ 21 Earth years Screen Name terminallyCapricious Typing Style Stoned (Pre-Sgrub): Uses normal grammar, end punctuation, and AlTeRnAtInG lEtTeRs. Uses 'motherfuck' and variations of it a lot. Stoned (During and Post-Sgrub):Stops using end punctuation. Alternating caps pick up a new pattern. Punctuation and spaces are now counted as "letters", so iT'S GoInG To lOoK A LiTtLe sOmEtHiNg lIkE ThIs.  Sober: Changes from all caps. TO NO MOTHERFUCKING CAPS BETWEEN LINES. Swears more than usual while on his uppercase lines. He kept this style after having the rage papped out of him, but is calmer overall.  Sober (Meteor): Alternating caps retain same pattern. Adds spaces in compound words at random, such as mother fucking. Mind Control (Aranea): Aranea forbade Gamzee from speaking ever again while mind-controlling him; after this, he communicates solely with a :o) emoticon and his signature honks. Released from mind control: Briefly reverts to pre-Sgrub quirk. Unknown if this will stick given the massive HONK that followed, however. Strife Specibi Clubkind, later Jokerkind Fetch Modus Miracle Relations Grand Highblood - Ancestor Karkat Vantas - Moirail (Former) Tavros Nitram - Flushed crush (possibly unrequited; deceased) Kurloz Makara - Dancestor Terezi Pyrope - Kismesis (alternate timeline) Lil Cal - Best friend (post-flipout) Sea-goat - Lusus/Sprite (Deceased) Caliborn/L rd English - Religious idol and master, temporary adopted son Calliope - Temporary adopted daughter Planet Land of Tents and Mirth Music mIrAcLeS ♫ Blackest Heart ♫ Blackest Heart (With Honks) ♫ Midnight Calliope ♫ The Carnival ♫ Calamity ♫ Purple Bard ♫ Pesterlogs ♋ Karkat: Answer troll. ♎ Gamzee: Answer troll. ♎ Terezi: Troll TC. ♉ Tavros: Rap with TC. ♐ Equius: Talk to friend/enemy. ♒ Gamzee: Indulge emotional theatrics. ♈ ♊ ♋ ♌ ♎ ♏ ♓ Terezi: Open memo.  Dave: Answer Gamzee. ♋ Karkat: Answer. ♋ ♒ ♓ Karkat: Open memo. (2 pp.) ♉ [o] (2 pp.)  [o] (5 pp.)  [S] Cascade.   ♈ ♊ ♋ ♍ ♎ [A6I1] ==> (2 pp.)   Jane: Say hello to your new guide. (3 pp.)   ♍ [A6I3] ==> (21 pp.) ♏ [A6A6I2] ====> (6 pp.)  [A6A6I2] ====> (3 pp.)  [A6A6I2] ====> (2 pp.) ♎  [A6A6I2] ====> (6 pp.) ♎ [A6A6I2] ====> (4 pp.) ♎ [A6A6I2] ====> (4 pp.) [A6A6I2] ====>     [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) ♋ [A6A6I2] ====> (3 pp.) ♎  ♋ ♍ ♊ [A6A6I4] ====> (8 pp.)  ♏  ♉ ♋ ♍     ♎ [A6A6I5] ====> (6 pp.)  ♏  ♎      [A6A6I5] ====> (3 pp.)     ♌  [A6A6I5] ==> (4 pp.) Gamzee Makara, also known by his Trollianhandle, terminallyCapriciousgamzee , is one of the trolls in Homestuck. His associated zodiac sign is Capricorn (♑) and his horns resemble those of a goat. He uses purple as a text color, and used to type with each letter alternating case, which (like most things) annoyed Karkat. After sobering up, his lines alternate between all caps and all lowercase. Gamzee was a member of the Red Team. Etymology Gamzee was named by Alyssa after the forumgoer Gammy, as well as "Gamze", which is a Turkish name meaning "dimple" or "coquettish look". Coincidentally, Gamzee sounds similar to the word "Gämse", which is German for Chamois, a european goat-antelope. Makara is the Sanskrit counterpart to the Capricorn sign, as well as referring to a mythological Hindu creature with the hind legs of an aquatic creature and the forelegs of a terrestrial one (much like the Greek Capricorn). This land-sea duality could be taken to represent Gamzee's highblood status among the land dwellers (and his lack of care about caste when he isn't sober) as well as his own dual nature. His last name might also come from a breed of goats called "Markhor goats" whose horns have a similar shape to his. Makara is also the Arabic word for 'deceit' or 'a scheme', fitting given that he was shown scheming with his dancestor Kurloz. Makara can also be translated to "dragon" in Sinhala. It could also come from the Scottish word Makar, which means bard. In Bangla, Capricorn translates to Makara. Biography Hivebent Gamzee was first shown in his hive, which is decorated with posters depicting demonic clowns, taken from images of three Insane Clown Possejoker cards, The Carnival of Carnage, The Ringmaster, and The Riddle Box, with horns added. Among the things that litter his hive are bottles of Faygo, an oversized unicycle, a laptop, juggling clubs, pie tins filled with sopor slime, and several bike horns. Since his custodian is always out at sea, Gamzee wasn't brought up very well. He wasn't taught certain simple things and common troll knowledge, such as the fact that sopor slime is not supposed to be eaten, lest strange things happen to a troll's head. Gamzee's lusus resembles a large mer-goat. This follows the trend of the custodians resembling the zodiac symbol of their charges, as Capricorn is the sign of the goat,